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Shut Demotivational Poster


Frogs -


TAGS: frog chameleon shutup
Rating: 4.9/5

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MuddySoapfish - August 15, 2014, 4:40 pm
I like it !


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
"Slingsh**" here I come...


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

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CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


SHUT UP -




CHILDREN -


TAGS: sit down and shut up
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - June 19, 2011, 11:30 am

I heard that long before I ever heard of Tom Clancy, at least 30 years ago. Maybe Tom Clancy repeated it.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:15 am
Really? Tom Clancy said that? I mean I trvel a lot, and I know I heard this somewhere, but I never heard or seen Tom Clancy saying that.
Wraith11B - June 19, 2011, 11:01 am
How pithy! Too bad this was taken from Tom Clancy's works...


SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
Lo5L.


IF YOU - Have something to say... Right now is the perfect time to keep it to yourself.




FAIRNESS -


TAGS: otter shut the hell up
Rating: 4.85/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:06 am
This one is a diamond. 5L
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 11:07 pm
as the only guy in the joint rockin an otter avatar, i hafta say, this poster speaks volumes... i couldn't agree more with said sentiment. 5 little furry killing machines.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:41 pm
Genius... as usual. 5
Reality Lord - December 14, 2010, 7:57 pm

omg this is huge. how timely! solid 5
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:31 pm
Nice one Haar. 5L


SILENCE -


TAGS: avalanche shut up or neener dies
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I don't live in an area exposed to avalanches. 5 glaciers!
5150monkeylove - October 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is your first poster I added to my favs. 5 rescue dogs
flint - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
The whole thing gels, great stuff, 5l
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
very nice neener =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
Agreed this like many of your latest have been perfect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
Well done Neener.....you've really upped your game .5L


DAMN VOICE SHUT UP - Or will I poke you with a Q-Tip again !


TAGS: voices shut up qtip poke
Rating: 4.86/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 5:07 am
AH! Tooth pick for me, nice poster
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:45 pm

I use an ice pick, myself...but I still hear the voices in my head.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




Outside-The-Box -




Yeah... -


TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!


A KISS - A trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become unnecessary.


TAGS: will you just shut up
Rating: 3.75/5

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OptimusRhyme - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Stop with all this emo **** all chill out


OPEN WIDE -


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5


MURPHY'S LAW - ''If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.''




SIGHTS FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm
5L.
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm

beautiful.


Whats the point of being Single -




WHAT YOU JUST SAID - My understanding of it has not been enhanced. Do not repeat, either explain or STOP THE MADNESS!!




WELL WE GOT THAT GOIN FOR US -


TAGS: shutup big nose
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - May 7, 2012, 1:01 am
Badabig! 5L
MilDoc - December 8, 2010, 6:15 pm
Gunga Galunga!
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
LOL!!! Suhweet!


THE SPACE SHUTTLE - all good things come to an end




THE ECONOMY - It's so bad, even NASA is going to stop highering!




A Man says Nothing, Others Disagree -




Government Shutdown -


TAGS: smokey bear government shutdown craigslist
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
I am a huge Fan of Jon Stewart... I often find myself "Complimenting" him by Imitation...
MissPriss - October 4, 2013, 6:51 pm
Saw Smokey on Daily Show late last night...who knew Smokey used such language...bahahahaha!


long weekend -


TAGS: homer wooohooo shutdown
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:43 am
Heh, the ‘civil servants’ seem to be of the blatant opine that it’s their money. I think I won’t be so lonely in the town halls pretty soon, pretty damm soon indeed.
GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:42 am
Not to belabor (belabour?) this subject, but I do think things are coming to a head. Folks here have been a tad too fat in the ‘I have everything I need’ dept. Gonna get interesting now.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:47 pm
If the President is Limited to two terms in office why not limit the terms of office for the other Politicians of both flavours? As the longer they are in Washington the bigger the log jam seems to be.
GaryO - October 6, 2013, 11:56 am
Don’t get me started on our voting system, BV….. we’re workin’ on this too.
GaryO - October 6, 2013, 11:55 am
The revolt against taxation without representation originated sometime in the mid 1700s…some things just won’t stay the phukk away…..we’re workin’ on it.
Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:18 am
As a resident from the other side of the pond I have one question, Why do you the American voters keep voting these idiots back in to office? They're your representatives aren't they? Try the radical step voting someone else in to office.
Silverheart - October 5, 2013, 5:15 pm

And yet, they are STILL TAKING TAXES out of our income.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2013, 12:46 pm
Whoa, wait--- what? What happened? Serious question. Did something happen?
MissPriss - October 5, 2013, 11:32 am
Yep, that about says it all. But only the government feels that way.


Sound Of Silence -


TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


gotta be cool now -


TAGS: beach boys tachitup shut down
Rating: 4.89/5

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vindicator - August 4, 2014, 2:27 pm
gotta love it


ENJOY THE VIEW WHILE YOU CAN - there are only 2 left


TAGS: space shuttle launch
Rating: 4.25/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 27, 2010, 1:05 pm
frightening thought. In another ten years, we may no longer have the capability to send a person to space.
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:35 pm
Sweet!
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:32 pm

my step dad did some trouble shooting for NASA while they were being built. He has a wood model of one of the shuttles, it was presented to him by the engineers at NASA. It is a one of a kind item....In a glass display case on a secured pedestle
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:29 pm
@ rerun, my brother's company machined some parts for the shuttles back in the day.
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:09 pm
5,4,3,2, wait, lets start over... 5
rerun - May 25, 2010, 5:16 pm

I have pictures of the shuttle being built. Pretty amazing (and dated)
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
That is a bad a$$ pic BTW
R.S.Jake - May 25, 2010, 3:53 pm
Read the tags. ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - May 25, 2010, 3:47 pm
I don't understand this... what is there only 2 of left?


A BRIGHTER FUTURE - All you need to do is get the wife to shut up!




LOST IN SPACE - There's a reason NASA doesn't use female navigators on their shuttle missions !!


TAGS: nasa shuttle sun lost space feamle navigate mission
Rating: 2.75/5

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Densaku - March 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
Fatty. Your joke's actually funnier than his....
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Evasive action!!!! We're gonna hit that giant nerf ball!!!!!!


NEWS YOU CAN TRUST -


TAGS: mom shut up already
Rating: 2.55/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 10:54 pm
Is she syndicated to Fox by any chance?


OH GOD! - We're all gonna die!!!




Honeymooners -


TAGS: shuttle gassy wife forces
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 6, 2015, 7:46 pm
Norton approves


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